Funny lines are hard to find. They have to be funny without the rest of the movie to help it along. Standalone funny. From over 200 quotes added to RLW in 2015, here are the ten we think get the biggest laugh.
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"I'd say, "Go on," but I'm afraid you will."
Trumbo (2015) – Dalton Trumbo (Bryan Cranston)
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"He's got a good heart. He just keeps it up his ass most of the time."
Danny Collins (2015) – Frank Grubman (Christopher Plummer)
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"Instinct is the nose of the mind."
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) – Sonny Kapoor (Dev Patel)
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"Time is like a toddler in a tiara - precious and short."
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) – Boss (Keegan-Michael Key)
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"I'd settle for one shade of grey."
Unfinished Business (2015) – Timothy McWinters (Tom Wilkinson)
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"You may never be as wise as an owl but you'll always be a hoot to me."
Spy (2015) – Susan Cooper (Melissa McCarthy)
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"That guy's multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit."
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) – Fury (Samuel L. Jackson)
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"There's these things called books, it's like television for smart people."
A Walk in the Woods (2015) – Bill Bryson (Robert Redford)
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"If you don't try then you can't fail."
Trainwreck (2015) – Aaron (Bill Hader)
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"My life is an audition for reality TV."
The DUFF (2015) – Madison (Bella Thorne)
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Check out the funniest movie quotes from other years:
2013, 2012, 2006
Have a look at these other 2015 lists:
The Ten Smartest Movie Quotes of 2015