Funny is in the eye of the beholder. We think these are the funniest film quotes of 2012. We can behold any way we want.
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"I say let's make this weekend our bitch."
American Reunion (2012) - Stifler (Seann William Scott)
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"I joined a gym but didn't get any fitter. Apparently, you have to go."
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) - Carol (Diane Hardcastle)
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"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"
Blue Like Jazz (2012) - Bumper Sticker
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"Your singing brought tears to my ears."
Quartet (2012) - Nigel (John Rawnsley)
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"Old age is clearly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
Arbitrage (2012) - Robert Miller (Richard Gere)
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"A minute on the lips is a lifetime on the hips."
The Pirates: Band of Misfits (2012) - The Pirate Captain (Hugh Grant)
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"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you connected to your kids."
What To Expect When You're Expecting (2012) - Ramsey Cooper (Dennis Quaid)
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"You never won't know what you can't achieve until you don't achieve it."
21 Jump Street (2012) - Mr. Gordon (Chris Parnell)
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"What do you call the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
Think Like a Man (2012) - Cedric (Kevin Hart)
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"I've still got it. I just can't find anyone who wants it."
The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) - Norman Cousins (Ronald Pickup)
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