“Kings have a need for their subjects no less than their subjects have a need of kings.”
“If you don’t want it, don’t force yourself.”
“What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?”
“Good things don’t always happen to good people and I’m very angry about it. But, if I didn’t have the anger, I wouldn’t be a comedian. Anger fuels the comedy.”
“You get momentum when you’re going downhill.”
“Sometimes stepping back is part of the job.”
"The hardest thing in the world is to simplify your life. It's so easy to make it complex."
"There are few things in life that a liberal application of duct tape can’t solve."
“They say the eyes are the windows to the soul.”
“Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.”