"He's too stupid to be that stupid so he must be a genius."
"Civilization has become too civilized for us."
"Rules to Live By: (1) Never give up; (2) Be nice to one another; (3) Think good thoughts; (4) Try to do better; (5) Say Please and Thank You."
"There are no two words in the English language more harmful than, "'good job'."
"May the poor find wealth; those weak with sorrow find joy; may the forlorn find new hope, constant happiness and prosperity; may the frightened cease to be afraid and those bound be free; may the weak find power and may their hearts join in friendship."
"Put aside your notions about how people are. The world will surprise you with its grace if you let it."
"Nothings lasts, so I don't expect it to."
"Man judges man's actions; God judges man's heart."
"The longer the ride, the lonelier a man gets."
"The first rule when going on the run is, "Don't run, walk."