“Accountant – according to the word, it must be a cross between a ‘counter’ and a ‘mutant’.”
“There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I’ll stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It’s rather sad really, but there it is.”
“Why do we work so hard to get what we don’t even want?”
“I'm a people person, very personable. I absolutely insist on enjoying life. Not so task-oriented. Not a work horse. If you're looking for a Clydesdale I'm probably not your man. Like I don't live to work, it's more the other way around. I work to live. Incidentally, what's your policy on Columbus Day?”
"A good captain uses his brain not just his whip."
“They say the number one killer of old people is retirement. People got 'em a job to do, they tend to live a little longer so they can do it.”
“Being brilliant is not enough, young man. You have to work hard. Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift, and you use it for the good of mankind.”
“From the moment they wake, they devote themselves to the perfection of what they pursue.”
“You got to dress for the job you want, not the job you got.”
"To be paid to do what you love, ain't that the dream?"