“Women are never at ease when they have ideas.”
“Women are sometimes very unpredictable.”
“Pa gave me a piece of advice that ain't never failed me yet. Son, he says, if you ever fool around with a woman, always hide a dollar in the toe of your boot and you'll come out a dollar to the good. That is, Pa says, if you keep your boots on.”
“You have no idea what a long-legged girl can do without doing anything.”
"There are some things a woman doesn't want another woman to understand."
“They say a moonlit deck is a woman’s business office.”
“You don't know very much about girls. The best ones aren't as good as you probably think they are and the bad ones aren't as bad.”
"You're the first woman I've ever met who said yes when she meant yes."
"Well, Pa, a woman can change better than a man. A man lives sort of, well, in jerks. Baby's born or somebody dies and that's a jerk. He gets a farm or loses it and that's a jerk. With a woman, it's all in one flow like a stream, little eddies and waterfalls. But the river, it goes right on. Woman looks at it that way."
“Did you ever win a bet on what a woman might do?”