“All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious.”
"Women got a certain number of parties in their system and they've just got to get them out."
“A man doesn't tell a woman what to do. She tells herself.”
“Women are never at ease when they have ideas.”
“Women are sometimes very unpredictable.”
“Pa gave me a piece of advice that ain't never failed me yet. Son, he says, if you ever fool around with a woman, always hide a dollar in the toe of your boot and you'll come out a dollar to the good. That is, Pa says, if you keep your boots on.”
“You have no idea what a long-legged girl can do without doing anything.”
"There are some things a woman doesn't want another woman to understand."
“They say a moonlit deck is a woman’s business office.”
“You don't know very much about girls. The best ones aren't as good as you probably think they are and the bad ones aren't as bad.”