“I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I.”
“The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!”
“Never tell tales about a woman. No matter how far away she is, she'll always hear you.”
"Crawl with dignity and women will forgive anything."
"If you're waiting for a woman to make up her mind, it's going to be a long wait."
“Looks don’t concern me, maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.”
“Women – can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.”
“There’s no music known to man’s ear that compares to the pussycat purr of a woman that’s gotten what she wanted.”
“It’s my life. It’s not some man’s life that I’m here to help him out with.”
"A mistress cannot serve two masters."