“Cool smart chicks like that require persistence.”
"Some women bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
“Betcha that chick’s two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type.”
“Any man who thinks he knows the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing.”
“A woman’s whole life in a single day. Just one day. And in that day - her whole life.”
"It is a waste of time trying to logically figure out the female brain."
“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
"A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
"There are no trails through a woman's heart."
“I'm a woman, we don't say what we want. But we reserve the right to get pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating.”