The Sessions
“If you touch one, you have to touch the other – it’s sort of a rule.”
“Welcome to the human race – every day, somebody breaks somebody else’s heart.”
“I’m interested in the opinions of an asshole.”
“Let my words enter your mind, bearing torches. Admit them willingly into your being so they may caress you gently, within.”
“‘Penis’ sounds like a vegetable you don’t want to eat.”
“He cannot help but see me as the multi-functional, all purpose woman – mother, sister, teacher, lover, best friend.”
“They say there is a cup of life that is either half-empty or half-full, depending on how you feel about things.”
“You’re a poet – be romantic.”
“I believe in a God with a sense of humor – a wicked sense of humor.”