The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“Presidents don’t have power, their job is to draw attention away from it.”
“I’d much rather be happy than right, anyday.”
“Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.”
“I shouldn’t be so upset because life goes on and I should go on with it.”
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about love. It says, "Avoid if at all possible."