“It's amazing how he fell perfectly into the drawing on the floor.”
“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
“A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were true.”
“That’s part of your problem, you haven’t seen enough movies. All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.”
“When you’re telling these stories, have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener.”
“Happy 38th birthday – that’s a contradiction in terms.”
“My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.”
"They tell the truth, songs do."
"I want to live in a world where the songs come true."