“Sex changes things. I mean, I’ve had relationships where I know a guy and then I have sex with him and then I bump into him and he acts like I loaned him money.”
"Starvation is a great aphrodisiac."
"My problem is that I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ."
“The question is - have I learned anything about life. Only that human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.”
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.”
“That was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
"The celibate mind is sharper – it retains more information."
“Sex always screws up a friendship, if you let it.”
"I feel the same way about getting laid as I do about going to college. I'm being pressured into it."
"Maybe it's just not meant to be enjoyable with a woman you love."