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“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
“Once you throw sex into the kitty, guys forget their manners.”
"The first question every car buyer asks themselves is 'Will this car get me laid?'"
“Flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes for the bees.”
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
“You don't want to get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to talk to them.”
"Take me to bed or lose me forever.”
“We finally consummated this ancient lurking passion and all it did is put up a wall in our friendship.”
“I believe the old theory that everybody does everything in order to get laid.”
“Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.”
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