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“The first time can only ever happen once.”
“Of course I’ve been tempted.  But I can go home at night, look my wife and my kids in the eye, and not feel like a total fraud.  To me, that’s a good trade.”
"You're going to vibrate like a string I'm plucking."
“More than two shakes and it’s playing with yourself.”
“Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious.”
“I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.”
“Love is the answer, isn't it?   But sex raises a lot of very interesting questions.”
“Let’s not forget the most scandalous invention of all – the talon slide fastener, otherwise known as ‘the zipper’, which provides every man and boy with speedy access to moral oblivion.”
“Don't you know that when you sleep with someone your body makes a promise whether you do or not.”
“The best way to get over a man is to get under a new one.”
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