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“There is a certain kind of sex that has an element of cleansing, it is the antidote to disillusionment.”
“If you touch one, you have to touch the other – it’s sort of a rule.”
“‘Penis’ sounds like a vegetable you don’t want to eat.”
“If Ford Motor Company waits 90 days to pass out the benefits package, why won’t women wait?”
“When you have a kid, you become a Dad and a Mom.  But it’s very important not to stop being a husband and a wife.  If you do that, the sex will come.”
“The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.”
“Sex and alcohol – it fuels the desire but kills the performance.”
“Pleasure is never simple.”
“The secret to success is to never go for the prettiest one.”
“Always kiss like it’s the first time and the last time.”
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