“I had thought her a mere social climber. I see now she’s a mountaineer.”
"Flirting is the second cousin of cheating."
"Men can't be friends with women. They must possess them or leave them be."
“To wives and sweethearts, may they never meet.”
“Once you open your door for one person, anyone can come in.”
“Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them.”
“We pursue that which retreats from us.”
“Prince charming is a dick, bring on the frogs.”
“Nothing gets you over the last one like the next one.”
“Sometimes when you open up to people, you let the bad in with the good.”