“You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories - the stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years time. The envious - never.”
“If you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.”
“My own business bores me. I much prefer other people’s.”
“I had thought her a mere social climber. I see now she’s a mountaineer.”
"Flirting is the second cousin of cheating."
"Men can't be friends with women. They must possess them or leave them be."
“To wives and sweethearts, may they never meet.”
“Once you open your door for one person, anyone can come in.”
“Even a pain in the ass needs someone to take care of them.”
“We pursue that which retreats from us.”