"Experience is a cruel teacher – it gives the exam first, then the lesson."
"Politics is the art of postponing a decision until it is no longer relevant."
"Smarter doesn't make you better."
"There is no special mojo running the world. Things just are what they are."
"When you get upset or when you get mad, you turn red right? When you get envious or sick, you turn green. When you become cowardly, you turn yellow. And you've got the nerve to call us colored?"