"No player is greater than the game itself."
“Sometimes I get the feeling that I’m the only one left who finds any fun in life.”
“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
"Laughter is beautiful, baby. Be free."
“Golf and life itself have one thing in common – success is based on timing.”
“Never discuss work when you’re having fun and never, never over a drink.”
“A joke a day keeps the gloom away.”
“If most things aren't funny then they're only exactly what they are. Then it’s just one long dental appointment interrupted occasionally by something exciting like waiting or falling asleep. What’s the point if I leave things just as I find them? Then I’m just adding to the noise – I’m just taking up some room on the subway.”
"Every man has his passion. Mine is fishing."