"Football doesn't build character. It eliminates the weak ones."
"You have no idea now what you will become. Don't try to control it. Let go. That's where the fun begins."
"Those were our family vacations – looking at paintings of places we'd rather be."
"A leisurely stroll is a gift."
"Don't be a pro. The minute you do that, you kill what's good about this."
"I'm not sure enjoyment's really my thing."
"I'm 100% serious about not being serious."
“Leave your worries for a while. They’ll still be there when you get back.”
"Parties are just people's way of seeking widespread validation."
“I say let’s make this weekend our bitch.”