Peter Sellers
"Conversation is like television set on honeymoon – unnecessary."
"Big house like man married to fat women – hard to get around."
“Of course, it’s a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn’t friendly, you probably wouldn’t have even got it.”
"Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth."
"No matter what the circumstances, always anticipate the unexpected."
“Remember, there is nothing wrong in surrendering to overwhelming odds, provided we do it in a military fashion.”