Peter Sellers
"Conversation is like television set on honeymoon – unnecessary."
"Big house like man married to fat women – hard to get around."
“Of course, it’s a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn’t friendly, you probably wouldn’t have even got it.”
"No matter what the circumstances, always anticipate the unexpected."
"Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth."
“Remember, there is nothing wrong in surrendering to overwhelming odds, provided we do it in a military fashion.”