"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable.”
“It has been my experience that men are least attracted to women who treat them well.”
“A mean man and a man of means often mean the same.”
“After you've worked with a man a certain length of time, you come to know his habits, his values. You come to know him and either he's the kind who chases after women or he isn't.”
“It’s easy to manipulate men, right?”
"I have a bachelor's taste for freedom."
“You have the curse of the three D’s – you are decent, devoted and dependable. Good qualities in a dog, disastrous in a man.”
"Since when do men grow up? They just grow old."
"Man is by instinct a lover, a hunter, a fighter."
“Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”