“If you want a man’s attention, ignore him.”
“Men do the things they do to become the men they want to be.”
“Don’t forget the word man is also in the word manners.”
"In my experience, in the end of things, it's almost always the men that think that not too much went wrong."
“When God created woman, he gave her not two breasts but three. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery. Woman stood before God, with the middle breast in hand. Said, ‘What do we do with the useless boob?’, and God created man.”
“Men need to feel essential and they don’t anymore.”
“All a man needs in this life is someone to love. If you can't give him that, give him something to hope for. If you can't give him that, give him something to do.”
"A man gets the wife he deserves."
“Men, especially older men, are threatened and deadly afraid of productive older women.”
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”