“There are two kinds of evil people. People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.”
“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier."
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."