"The glory of a good marriage don't come at the beginning. It comes later on."
"That's how it is when a bloke's married – he can't call his soul his own."
"Pay a woman a compliment, she tries to turn it into a contract."
“Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity.”
“Instead of getting married at once, it sometimes happens we get married at last.”
“I want a guy I can look up to and admire. But I don’t want him to browbeat me. I want a guy who’ll be sweet with me but I don’t want him to baby me either. I just want to feel that whoever I marry has some real regard for me, aside from all that lovin’ stuff.”
“Modern marriage. Once it was ‘See somebody, get excited, get married’. Now it’s ‘Read a lot of books, fence with a lot of four syllable words and psychoanalyze each other until you can’t tell the difference between a petting party and a civil service exam.”
“The one thing a married man has to get used to is waiting for women.”
“Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.”
“By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.”