“A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.”
“I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.”
"I won't be closer to you, and I won't love you more, because of a piece of paper."
“When you marry someone, you want them to want to do the things you want to do.”
"Lady Lyndon was soon to occupy a place in Barry's life not very much more important than the elegant carpets and pictures that would form the pleasant background of his existence."
“Sex is the game. Marriage is the penalty.”
“God would bless this union in any church.”
“If you’re thinking of getting married, you might as well learn right now that you have to let women be women.”