“You make concessions when you’re married a long time.”
“As soon as you get that ring around your finger, you got an ownership situation.”
“When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children, in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected to move again only you don't remember what moves you because no one has asked in so long. Not even yourself.”
“Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.”
“Their marriage had one over-riding problem – one of them was a man and the other was a woman.”
“Divorced Americans are the most unhappy people in the world, with a possible exception of married Scandinavians.”
"Monogamy is really a very unnatural state that's been forced on us for centuries by screwed up religious leaders who are completely out of touch with their own sexuality."
"Don't ask for marital advice from a guy with two ex-wives."
“We both said, ‘I do!’ and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since.”
“The things that people in love do to each other, they remember. If they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.”