“Husbands are like wine, they take a long time to mature.”
“If you are ever with a girl that is too good for you – marry her.”
“A marriage is not a timeless agreement - it is one day. And each day, it begins anew.”
"The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones."
“We were perfectly happy until we decided to live happily ever after.”
"Marriage is a contract, but to feel love is something else entirely."
“Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30?”
“It's sad. Everything they used to love in each other now seems to drive them crazy.”
”We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things, all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go unwitnessed because I will be your witness'."
“Are we like those couples you see in restaurants? Are we like the dining dead?"