Lindsay Lohan

“It was the first time I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.”

“I sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.”

"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier."

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."

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