Lindsay Lohan
βIt was the first time I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.β
βI sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.β
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier."
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."
"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."