"Did I step on your foot or was that your breasts?"
"Ain't nothing in this world that's deeper than loyalty and love."
"I've got a lot of life left in me and I want to live it doing things I like to do."
"Feeling a little bit alive is a lot better than just waiting to die."
"Make sure to tip your waitresses. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"You can't tell a woman who to love."
"My brain cannot conceive how old my body is."
"Sweetheart, you're unhappy. It's like the light has gone out of your eyes."