"You want change with no sacrifice, you want peace with no struggle. The world doesn't work like that."
"The good thing about having no identity is you never have to worry about identity theft."
“The movies that you’re dressing like are just copying other movies.”
“Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?”
“If only everything in the world could be covered in butter.”
“Start at the end. You can’t tell a story unless you know how it ends.”
“Everything’s a story, kid. Stories are what help us make sense of the world.”
“I have been turned down more time than the beds at the Holiday Inn.”
“Now, somewhere out there is the Confederate army. They claim they are fighting for their independence, for their freedom. Now, I cannot question their integrity….But I do question a system that defends its own freedom while it denies it to an entire race of men.”
“Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.”