How To Be Single
"I tell the truth to girls all the time. They hear what they want to hear."
"I've been thinking that the time we have to be single is really the time we have to get good at being alone. But, how good at being alone do we really want to be? Isn't there a danger that you'll get so good at being single, so set in your ways, that you'll miss out on the chance to be with somebody great?"
"The thing about being single is - you should cherish it. Because, in a week or a lifetime of being alone, you may only get one moment. One moment when you're not tied up in a relationship with anyone…..one moment when you stand on your own, really truly single. And then, it's gone."
"Marriage! The end of spontaneous sex, traveling by yourself, and buying whatever you want without having to ask permission."