“There’s no smoking section in heaven.”
“Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body.”
“Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college.”
“Good health is the most important thing, more than success, more than money, more than power.”
“I tried jogging at seven o’clock in the morning but I never worked up a sweat. I just worked up an appetite.”
"Some people take a drink, some take a pill. I just take a few deep breaths."
“Sometimes the cure is more painful than the illness.”
“Love is the best medicine.”
"I catch colds even from weather forecasts."
“Everyone suffers from some defect of body or mind.”