Dating and Romance
“It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.”
"In real life, the good guy never gets the girl."
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. I think what we’ve got on our hands is a dead shark.”
"I look at a guy for longer than a millionth of a second and already he gets delusions of grandeur.'
"Affairs can't dissolve in a good way. There's always got to be poison."
“What his majesty is denied, he goes half-mad to obtain. What he gets freely, he despises.”
“You run your heart like a hotel, you get guys checking in and out all the time.”
"I think I'll get saddled up and go looking for a woman. It shouldn't take more than a couple of days. I'm not picky. As long as she's smart and pretty, sweet and gentle and tender and refined and lovely and carefree."
"A girl couldn't do worse than to put herself at the mercy of a handsome appearance."
"All pretty girls are a trap, men expect them to be."