“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.”
“I'm psychic. Plus it's on your name tag.”
“I love talking about nothing, father. It's the only thing I know anything about.”
“If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore, it's a pitch. And you're not a human being, you're a marketing rep.”
“Listen with your whole body. Do you feel it?”
“Even when you go to a party, you don’t just meet people. You stand around talking to the ones you already know.”
“I’m going to go to bed before we both say things that we don’t mean.”
"I pay no mind and I expect them to return the compliment."
“Mathematics is the only universal language.”
"Silence is the most powerful cry."