“You can't make somebody understand something if their salary depends upon them not understanding it."
“Why is it that people who can’t take advice always insist in giving it?”
“Please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions.”
“If people only spoke when they had something to say, the human race would soon lose the power of speech.”
“A gentleman’s agreement pre-supposes there is a gentleman involved.”
“I couldn't escape them, all the little things I left unsaid. I was drowning in them.”
“Ninety percent of what you're saying isn't coming out of your mouth.”
“Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.”
“I find the best way to keep my word is never to give it.”
"You're so fond of gossip you don't give the truth a chance to put its pants on."