“A gentleman’s agreement pre-supposes there is a gentleman involved.”
“I couldn't escape them, all the little things I left unsaid. I was drowning in them.”
“Ninety percent of what you're saying isn't coming out of your mouth.”
“Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.”
“I find the best way to keep my word is never to give it.”
"You're so fond of gossip you don't give the truth a chance to put its pants on."
“I find liquor is an essential tool for social lubrication.”
“You know what I find worse than being talked about? Not being talked about at all.”
“Of course we communicate. Now can we not talk about it anymore?”
"People never take their own advice."