"Never ask advice of anybody on personal matters."
“It’s always been my experience that when you know the other fellow’s point of view, you usually get together.”
“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.”
"You would be surprised how a little courtesy all around helps to smooth out the most complicated problems."
“One should always listen closely when people say goodbye because sometimes they're really saying farewell.”
“Thou art filled with the juice of the prune.”
“The sufferings of the spirit are so difficult to communicate, even to those who love you.”
“You ain’t heard nothing yet.”