“A temptation resisted is a true measure of character.”
“I am a most strange and extraordinary person.”
"You probably think I'm crazy but I'm not. I'm colorful."
“You are not a person, Mr. Burns, you are an experience.”
“You’re the wrong age for soul. It comes more naturally in the very young or very old.”
“It’s just that there are all these Sandra’s running around who you’ve never met before and it’s confusing at first, yet fantastic. But damn it, isn’t it great to find out how many Sandra’s there are? It’s like those little cars in the circus. This tiny red car comes out, hardly big enough for a midget, and it putters around. Suddenly, it’s doors open and out come a thousand clowns whooping and hollering and raising hell.”
“I like you too much not to say it. You’ve got everything except one thing – madness. A man needs a little madness, or else he never dares cut the rope and be free.”
"Generosity is the cornerstone of your nature."
“It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more fully.”
"You can tell anything you want to know about a person just by the size of their heart."