"You give up your dream, you give up."
"I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself."
“Home is wherever you are.”
“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place.”
“I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.”