“Why is it people who want the truth never believe it when they hear it?”
"Love is the exception to every rule."
“Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow.”
“If you’re thinking of getting married, you might as well learn right now that you have to let women be women.”
“Love needs all the help it can get.”
“If you have to live from hand-to-mouth, you'd better be ambidextrous.”