"Ma and I have decided that, because we don't know what we like, we get to try everything."
"Good nature, or what is often considered as such, is the most selfish of all virtues."
"A key is to know what the other guy wants."
“Every soul has a companion star that it returns to after death, if you lived a moral life.”
"Whoever said, "the customer is always right" was, I promise, a customer."
"People will mythologize you, no matter what you do."
"When voters are looking for hope, they always go for the new guy. But when they're scared, they go for a wartime leader."
"The struggle is what makes the art form."
"Hope, the blind superstition."
"When two elephants fight, the one that suffers is the grass."