"A staple of the superhero mythology is there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent....What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself, he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."
"Some women bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
“Once you get a little notoriety, people watch you and they will look for ways to drag you down.”
“Betcha that chick’s two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type.”
“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
“I had thought her a mere social climber. I see now she’s a mountaineer.”
“If we’re always guided by other people’s thoughts, what is the point of having our own?”
“Let’s not forget the most scandalous invention of all – the talon slide fastener, otherwise known as ‘the zipper’, which provides every man and boy with speedy access to moral oblivion.”
“If you're somebody who's nobody, it's no fun to be around anybody who's everybody.”
“Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.”