“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”
“And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.”
“Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them. It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion.”
“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.”
"The truth is you can never tell yourself there is only one thing you could be.....You cannot make a real commitment unless you accept that it's a choice that you keep making again and again and again."
“Principles only mean something when you stick to them when it’s inconvenient.”
"Inside each and every one of us is our one, true authentic swing. Something we was born with. Something that's ours and ours alone. Something that can't be learned. Something that's got to be remembered."
“It's not brave if you're not scared.”
“I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.”
“What we do in life echoes in eternity.”