"The first question every car buyer asks themselves is 'Will this car get me laid?'"
"Fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth."
"What you do is not as important as what you are."
"Teenagers by definition are not fit for society."
"Dialogue is cheap in Hollywood."
"Everybody deserves a fresh start once in a while."
"Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end."
"There's no problem that can't be ignored if we really put our minds to it."
"Everybody likes to make themselves out to be something more than they are."
"Time is vicious when you take it for granted."