“This is a world where everybody's got to do something. Somebody laid down this rule that everybody's got to do something, they got to be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that. Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't want to do. All the things that I don't want to be.”
“In spite of every logical instinct I’ve ever had in my life, I consider you a friend.”
“You know, the finest line a man will walk is between success at work and success at home.”
“Something happens to a man when he puts on a necktie. Cuts off all the oxygen to his brain.”
“The dead only know one thing – it is better to be alive.”
“I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.”
"War has always been man's greatest accomplishment."
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"It's not just a job, it's an adventure."
"Don't think, just let it happen."