"It's just smart people that need to pay attention. The Lord will take care of the ignorant."
"Think of me as a detour on the highway of life."
"Charging a man with murder in this place is like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500."
"My problem is that I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ."
"What are legends anyway but stories of ordinary people doing extraordinary things?"
"Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind."
"It's easy to be liberal when you're rich."
"What he doesn't own, he doesn't want."
“I hope you find whatever it is that you’re looking for.”