“I don’t know what your problem is but I don’t think you’re going to solve it by trying to solve mine.”
“Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life?”
“Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.”
“A man writes because he is tormented, because he doubts. He needs to constantly prove to himself and the others that he's worth something.”
"My problem is that I'm both attracted and repelled by the male organ."
"What are legends anyway but stories of ordinary people doing extraordinary things?"
"Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind."
"It's easy to be liberal when you're rich."
"What he doesn't own, he doesn't want."
“I hope you find whatever it is that you’re looking for.”