1977
“A relationship, I think, is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies. I think what we’ve got on our hands is a dead shark.”
“I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.”
“That was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.”
“Whoever tells the best story wins.”
“In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.”
“Intellectuals are the jocks of the mind.”
“Sometimes, when you don't feel normal, doing a normal thing makes you feel normal. Here, start shaving.”
“Being perfect is when you are what you are.”
“Most folk heroes start out as criminals.”