"Women today are better-hung than the men."
"Nothing's ever the way it's supposed to be."
"When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man."
“Inhibitions are always nice because they’re so nice to overcome.”
"Once you know the ending, it kills the thrill."
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know on Earth and all ye need to know."
"It takes a true woman to understand that the purest form of love is of a man who denies himself to her."
“You’ve not been very lucky with your relatives, have you? All the more reason to be choosy with your friends.”
"I feel the same way about getting laid as I do about going to college. I'm being pressured into it."