“If you have to live from hand-to-mouth, you'd better be ambidextrous.”
“If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.”
“You run your heart like a hotel, you get guys checking in and out all the time.”
“If you’re thinking of getting married, you might as well learn right now that you have to let women be women.”
“The rain people are people made of rain. When they cry, they disappear all together because they cry themselves away.”
“It’s not what a person has done, it’s what’s inside.”
“A living is made by selling something that everybody needs at least once a year.”
“90% of the people in this world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contamination.”
"I just reached the conclusion that nothing matters in the world except someone to take the edge off one's being alone. The right somebody."
"Life's too short for 'someday'."